Krishna Consciousness and the Story of the First Metrosexual Man in History

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Krishna happily spends time with the women and his music, chills out with friends, takes care of his looks; in fact, he is the first metrosexual man in history. Humourist Soumya pays tribute to Lord Krishna, on , in the regular column. A exclusive.

On Janmashtami, I was flooded by messages on WhatsApp and social media full of soppy songs on Krishna, whose birthday it celebrates.

The funny ones from irreverent friends spoke of his birth in jail, history of crimes, murders, womanizing, etc., and admired him for reasons that would make Munnabhai proud. 

But look at him critically, and he is a path breaking figure in the Epic.

He is a tough guy, as evident from the numerous battles and combats he wins, beating demons, champion wrestlers, and others, but there is no machismo about him. He happily spends time with the women and his music, chills out with friends, takes care of his looks; in fact, he is the first metrosexual man in history.

He is aware of his divine status but doesn’t rub it in, preferring a mortal lifestyle. Moreover, except for the fabulous motivational speech set to poetry that’s the Geeta, which he uses as a last resort to kick start the wimpish Pandavas, he doesn’t even sermonise at the drop of a hat.

He is comfortable with women and has a platonic relationship with Draupadi, establishing that men and women can be friends and equals, something that the other testosterone charged male characters did not display. His complete surrender to his , an older married woman , beats all stereotypes.  He is a true feminist.

He shuns the throne and supports a republic. In fact, the Mahabharata could be seen as a battle between two political ideas, the Republic of the Yadavas versus the Monarchy of Jarasandha, where the Kuru-Pandavas were mere pawns. So we have a true .

Despite being a masterly warrior, he prefers to change his capital rather than needlessly expose his citizens to war, preferring the ignominy of being called a coward, the Ranchhode, to glory in battle. He was the original peacenik

He was extremely loyal to his friends, whether Sudama or Arjun or Draupadi and could be the originator of the bro code.

He helps his sister elope with her lover, facing the wrath of his family for breaking her arranged marriage with a powerful king. How cool is that!

A very mischievous child, wild youth makes him very human, no goody-goody milksop like his earlier Avatar Ram or a mad max like the even earlier Parasuram. He also lived a good life, enjoying material pleasures and generally chilled out lifestyle, not obsessing over his duties, whilst at the same time being the mastermind at all political games and providing exemplary governance to his people.

He manipulates the entire war, whilst apparently driving a chariot. The author of the Art of War should pay homage to him.

The greatest motivational speaker of all time, he gets Arjun to get over his last minute nerves and creates a in the process. A poet-cum-Management Guru, can you beat that?

Finally, he ends his life in obscurity, by a stray arrow, his family scattered. This shows that he didn’t believe in dynastic politics either.

Leaders today need to seriously learn from him, or the story and not just pray at his temples.


©Soumya Mukherjee

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Soumya Mukherjee is an alumnus of St Stephens College and Delhi School of Economics. He earns his daily bread by working for a PSU Insurance company, and lectures for peanuts. His other passions, family, friends, films, travel, food, trekking, wildlife, music, theater, and occasionally, writing. He has been published in many national newspapers of repute. He has published his first novel, Memories, a novella, hopefully, the first of his many books. He blogs as well.