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Humourist Soumya tells us the gender confusion that names create, in the weekly column, exclusively for Different Truths.

In the days before gender identity became infra dig and when fond parents gave toy cars and guns to little boys and dolls and ribbons to little girls without being politically incorrect. I was burdened with a unisex name – Kajal- phonetically spelled ‘Kajol’ of Bollywood fame. This led to merciless ribbing by peers and taught me a great deal about unarmed combat. Being a skinny kid, I often paid in blood for the honour of my young manhood, tears being strict “no-no” for the boys. I heartily hated my grandma for this indignity and tried to keep my dark secret from strangers, always emphasising my official tag of ‘Soumya’ – in Bengali, an unambiguous male nomenclature. This saw me through until college. 

In the predominantly North Indian ambiance of our campus in the capital, ‘Soumya’ did not pose any problems. In any case, a series of appellation like ‘Somu’. ‘Bong’, ‘Commie’, ‘Cat’ were attached to me and all of them answered without a gender bias. The only jarring note came during allocation of hostel seats from some South Indian colleagues. With that kind of a name, I was headed for the women’s hostel, they said. 

Some years later, two developments caused complications once more. I had started working for a South-based corporation and had also gone into that partnership allegedly made in heaven. In our case, probably it was a result of detente between different heavens. For, my alliance partner was a North Indian lady of another religious persuasion, who answered to the extremely masculine call of ‘Tajinder’. The name always conjured up in my mind an image of a large hirsute transport operator – the exact opposite of the petite accountant with whom I had hitched my future.

In the South, ‘Soumya’ is commonly associated with the fairer sex, the male equivalent being ‘Soumyan’. Thus, all correspondence to me was always marked to ‘Ms. S Mukherjee’ while my wife was always ‘Mr. TM’. This confusion was also posted to the hotel room and guest house reservations for us by tour operators and our company officials. We were always acutely aware of gender bias and sexual discrimination in the workplace – in reverse. When my male chauvinist ego was bruised by my wife’s faster climb up the corporate ladder, I blamed it on my name. 

How I wish my name had been chosen with greater foresight or at least that the Capital’s penchant for unisex names like ‘Hunny’, ‘Sunny’, ‘Guddu’, and ‘Tinku’ had influenced the naming process. Now, when my young nephew’s sport long hair and ear studs, chain, kara and rings and my daughter are equally comfortable with the politically incorrect AK-47s and Barbie dolls, my name probably would not matter. But things were vastly different in my youth and continue to be so for my generation. Maybe I should file an affidavit in court and carry a declaration in the personal columns to clear the sexual ambiguity of my tag.

©Soumya Mukherjee

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8 Comments
  1. Navin Jain 1 year ago
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    Very interestingly written piece.

  2. Smita Sricadta 1 year ago
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    What’s in a name , said the Bard 🙂

  3. D R Makwana 1 year ago
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    Nice article. Name has its own value.

  4. Stella Scott 1 year ago
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    Not “blaming” you wife’s climb up the corporate ladder on her skills is kind of sad. I hope your ego has healed somewhat. 😉

  5. Soumya Mukherjee 1 year ago
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    It had to. Once you’ve seen the glass ceiling from the wrong side

  6. Soumya Mukherjee 1 year ago
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    True

  7. Soumya Mukherjee 1 year ago
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    A great deal

  8. Soumya Mukherjee 1 year ago
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    Shukriya

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